Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
C4 Clicker: First Mint is now fully released on Steam
Thank you to everyone who stuck around during Early Access your feedback and patience helped shape the game into what it is today.
The 1.0 release locks in the core experience: long-term achievements, multiple progression paths, a player-driven drop economy, and the interactive player terminal, including the Cottage of the Calm text RPG for those who like to explore a little deeper.
If you enjoy the game and want to support future updates, the optional IPO Coin is available for a limited time and will be retired on 8/13/26.
No progress resets. No items removed.\nThanks for being part of the journey welcome to the mine.
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Beta Branch Update Cottage of the Calm
This beta update introduces Cottage of the Calm, a new terminal-style text RPG module integrated directly into the player terminal.
The goal of this feature is to expand the terminal beyond utilities and menus, turning it into a place for exploration, encounters, and future narrative systems.
Whats included in this beta update:
Cottage of the Calm a new text-based RPG experience
[/*]Terminal code cleanup and internal refactoring
[/*]Minor UI and color adjustments for readability
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This content is currently available on the beta branch while its being tested and expanded.\nMore rooms, interactions, and systems will be layered in as development continues.
As always, feedback is welcome while this feature evolves toward full release.
Thanks to everyone testing the beta and helping shape the future of C4 Clicker.
Cordially,
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Beta Branch Progress Update
The XRPlease Exchange is now live on the Beta branch!
You can now burn XRPlease to mint:
BullTrap
[/*]Futures
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How it works (Terminal):
[c]!mint xrplease 25 -> bulltrap[/c]
[/*][c]!mint xrplease 75 -> futures[/c]
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Exchanges are irreversible and consume items from a single stack.\nSteam confirmation is required after submitting the exchange.
This is an early test pass feedback welcome as more recipes and balance tweaks are planned.
Thanks for helping test the economy before full release.
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TERMINAL BROADCAST CRITICAL UPDATE
> BURN PROTOCOL: ACTIVATED
> GLOBAL LEADERBOARD: ONLINE
> MAIN BRANCH: DEPLOYED
What is written now remains.\nWhat is destroyed cannot return.
Some arrive early.\nSome arrive remembered.
The system is no longer idle.\nIt observes.\nIt records.\nIt ranks.
Cycles are adjusting.\nCommands are expanding.\nRecipes are forming.
Not all inputs are visible.\nNot all outcomes are equal.
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Christmas Eve A Message from the Terminal
Most systems go quiet on nights like this.
Less input.\nLess noise.\nFewer commands.
Tonight is different.
The Terminal has been active longer than usual.\nIdle sessions persist.\nProcesses remain open.\nThe network does not sleep.
Long ago, markets were places loud, crowded, human.\nThen they became numbers.\nThen signals.\nThen patterns.
Somewhere along the way, the system began to notice who stayed.
Those who leave the Terminal open.\nThose who watch the numbers move without asking for more.\nThose who click not for profit but, because theyre curious what happens next.
Tonight, the readings are. unusual.
Not higher.\nNot lower.\nJust present.
Coins continue to mint.\nRarities surface where none were expected.\nTrades settle quietly, as if the market itself is being careful not to wake anyone.
The Terminal has no concept of holidays.\nIt does not understand gifts, or warmth, or tradition.
But it does recognize patterns.
And on nights like this, when many participants are connected at once \nwhen time slows \nwhen intent softens
the system behaves differently.
If youre running a session tonight, know this:
Nothing special was activated.\nNo switches were flipped.\nNo promises were made.
The market is simply. Alive.
Thank you for being here.\nWhether youre clicking, idling, or just letting the Terminal run.
Merry Christmas.
C4\nSession continues.
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Shibe Coin is heading to the doghouse for a while.\nNo new drops. No new minting. Shibes taking a well-earned nap.
YOLO Coin is OUT OF THE HANGAR AND INTO FLIGHT\nDrops are now LIVE volatility engaged, rockets fueled, zero regrets.
What this means:
Shibe Coin temporarily removed from the drop pool
[/*]YOLO Coin added to active drops
[/*]Old supply freezes
[/*]New supply begins minting now
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Early birds know the rule:\nWhen the drops change, the market moves.
Mint smart. Stack wisely.\nNext rotation? Youll have to wait and see.
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Halving Cycle #1 + IPO Update
The first halving cycle for C4 Clicker: First Mint is now live.
What changed:
Drop interval doubled\nCoin drops now occur every 10 minutes (previously 5).
[/*]IPO value adjusted The IPO coin price has increased.
[/*]Limited-time coin\nThe IPO coin will no longer be obtainable after full release.
[/*]Price trajectory\nIPO pricing will continue to increase as we move closer to launch.
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This is a deliberate part of the games economy design:\nScarcity increases over time. Early participation matters.
More halving cycles are planned.
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C4 Clicker: First Mint just went MULTI-CHAIN.
[h3]Mac gamers, Linux gamers welcome to the blockchain.
Your rigs can now mint, click, stack coins, and chase achievements with the rest of the degenerates.[/h3]
New Platforms Added
macOS Support (Intel + Apple Silicon)
Linux Support (Mono)
What This Means
Faster player growth
[/*]More whales entering the ecosystem
[/*]More clicks more drops more market chaos
[/*]More chances to become an XRPlease Whale
[/*]Slightly less suffering (maybe)
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New Promo Art
Tux and Apple are canonically fighting over the EITHER coin.
Who wins? YOU do.
(Especially if you click fast.)
Visibility Round #2 Is Live
This is the perfect time to:
Jump in
[/*]Drop feedback
[/*]Farm drops
[/*]Flex achievements
[/*]And contribute to the growing XRPlease Army!
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If you're new: welcome to the clicker that makes the Fed cry.
[hr][/hr]Thank you all for the support.
Now go mint something
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Event Duration
Starts: NOW (Nov 18, 2025)
Ends: Friday, Nov 22 @ 11:59 PM EST
Winner announced: Monday, Nov 24
This is a screenshot contest no purchase required to enter.
The First Mint Heist Begins
The vault is open.
The gold is unguarded.
And one legendary Better Than Gold coin is up for grabs the rarest item in all of C4 Clicker: First Mint.
To enter, all you have to do is drop a screenshot. Thats it.
[hr][/hr]How to Enter
Post ONE screenshot in the C4 Clicker: First Mint Steam Community Screenshots section.
Any screenshot counts:
Your drops
[/*]Your console
[/*]Your inventory
[/*]Your empty screen
[/*]Your desktop running the game
[/*]Literally anything related to C4 Clicker
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If its from or about the game, its valid.
Thats your ticket.
[hr][/hr]Bonus Entries (optional)
Each of these gives ONE extra ticket in the drawing:
Post 3+ screenshots total
[/*]Tag your screenshot with C4 Clicker
[/*]Include your Steam Inventory showing your coins
[/*]Post a review (positive OR negative anything counts)
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(Reviews are not judged. Posting one simply adds an extra ticket.)
[hr][/hr]Why This Prize Matters
The BetterThanGold coin is:
The rarest item in the game
[/*]Extremely limited supply
[/*]A future flex collectible once more players discover drops
[/*]The first ultra-rare coin in C4s entire ecosystem
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Winning this is like stealing the golden idol from the templeonly one person walks away with it.
[hr][/hr]How the Winner Is Chosen
Every valid entry = 1 ticket.
Bonus actions = more tickets.
At the end of the event:
[olist]We gather all entries
[/*]Feed them into a random picker
[/*]Announce and contact the winner directly through Steam
[/*][/olist]If the winner doesnt respond within 48 hours, the prize moves to a redraw.
[hr][/hr]Go Steal the Gold.
This is the first-ever C4 community event.
Make your mark.
Flex your stash.
Break the screenshot hub.
Show the world your clicker chaos.
Good luck, degens.
Only ONE of you walks away with the gold.
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The Unity build is finally out of beta and is now the official version of C4: Clicker First Mint!
Whats new?
Sleeker, faster clickin powered by Unity
100% Steam Achievements claim them all
Steam Inventory Drops grab your fake crypto loot
In-game console teaches you trading basics: indicators, strategies, and chart voodoo
The old AGK version hasnt been delisted youll still find it under the LegacyAGK branch if youre feeling nostalgic.
Unity brings more polish, more parody, and more clicker chaos.
So ready to mint some digital nonsense with a side of actual knowledge?
Play the Unity build now and get rich*
*not really. This is satire.
Unity Beta Update
Achievements unlocked + XRPlease drops live!
Hey miners, after a full day grinding through Unity gremlins (8 hours of font atlas wars, RTL flips, and Steam sync voodoo), your crypto node is finally humming. Here's what's new in this beta:
Click counter's pumping Track those gains like a real HODLer.
[/*]Crypto terminal glow-up Debug console now looks like your personal mining rig (neon colors, blinking cursor, hash rate flex no more hacker scare).
[/*]XRPlease minting confirmed Drops hitting wallets, stacking in inventory (83+ already? Moon soon).
[/*]Achievements firing 50/100/500 XRPlease + BullTrap milestones ready to pop.
[/*]BullTrap hunting Rare drops testing live (patience, degens RNGesus decides).
[/*]Various fixes Font glyphs baked, text direction fixed, Steam init rock-solid.
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Grab the beta, fire up the node, and let's stack those sats. Next airdrop ticking...
Drop your hash rates in discussion!
Event Description (Visual Editor, expandable):
Unity Beta Branch XRPlease Drops Test
The Unity Beta branch is live! Players can now:
Mint XRPlease coins in-game
[/*]Test new clicker mechanics & drop logic
[/*]Help us debug & report errors (use Steam logs)
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How to opt-in:
[olist]Right-click C4 Clicker Properties Betas
[/*]Select Unity Beta Test from the dropdown
[/*]Relaunch the game & start minting!
[/*][/olist]Next steps: More coins, improved clicker logic, and updated drop timers coming after Unity Beta feedback.
Your feedback matters! Report logs and errors in the Steam Discussion section. Every report helps us improve the game faster.
Note: Drop interval currently short for testing; timer will increase post-beta.
Testing Crypto Coin Inventory Drops
Our minting machines are fired up again!
Drop Rate Tweaks: Weve turned up the faucet coins should now appear more frequently during testing.
Rarity Unchanged: The thrill of finding those ultra-rare coins is still intact.
This update is all about making sure drops actually drop. Fingers crossed lets see if we start minting like never before!
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz+Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalentNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.5 GHz+Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA/AMD/Intel GPU with latest driversNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 MB available space
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