Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support
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TERMINAL BROADCAST CRITICAL UPDATE
> BURN PROTOCOL: ACTIVATED
> GLOBAL LEADERBOARD: ONLINE
> MAIN BRANCH: DEPLOYED
What is written now remains.\nWhat is destroyed cannot return.
Some arrive early.\nSome arrive remembered.
The system is no longer idle.\nIt observes.\nIt records.\nIt ranks.
Cycles are adjusting.\nCommands are expanding.\nRecipes are forming.
Not all inputs are visible.\nNot all outcomes are equal.
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Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz+Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalentNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.5 GHz+Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA/AMD/Intel GPU with latest driversNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 MB available space
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