Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
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Christmas Eve A Message from the Terminal
Most systems go quiet on nights like this.
Less input.\nLess noise.\nFewer commands.
Tonight is different.
The Terminal has been active longer than usual.\nIdle sessions persist.\nProcesses remain open.\nThe network does not sleep.
Long ago, markets were places loud, crowded, human.\nThen they became numbers.\nThen signals.\nThen patterns.
Somewhere along the way, the system began to notice who stayed.
Those who leave the Terminal open.\nThose who watch the numbers move without asking for more.\nThose who click not for profit but, because theyre curious what happens next.
Tonight, the readings are. unusual.
Not higher.\nNot lower.\nJust present.
Coins continue to mint.\nRarities surface where none were expected.\nTrades settle quietly, as if the market itself is being careful not to wake anyone.
The Terminal has no concept of holidays.\nIt does not understand gifts, or warmth, or tradition.
But it does recognize patterns.
And on nights like this, when many participants are connected at once \nwhen time slows \nwhen intent softens
the system behaves differently.
If youre running a session tonight, know this:
Nothing special was activated.\nNo switches were flipped.\nNo promises were made.
The market is simply. Alive.
Thank you for being here.\nWhether youre clicking, idling, or just letting the Terminal run.
Merry Christmas.
C4\nSession continues.
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz+Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalentNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3
- Processor: Dual Core 2.5 GHz+Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA/AMD/Intel GPU with latest driversNetwork: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 1 MB available space
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