No Pineapple Left Behind
Subaltern Games Developer
Subaltern Games Publisher
2016-02-18 Release
Game News Posts:
26
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(16 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]
Available DLCs:
- No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack
Beta Update: Magnanimous Mango
[ 2016-01-27 16:28:02 CET ] [ Original post ]
BUG FIXES
- Odd issues if two teachers zap at the same time
- Cannot toggle sandbox modes
- Fruitbol players are often KO'd when they shouldn't be
- Lots of UI glitches in Level 8 Fruitbol
- KO'd Fruitbol players can still run
- Fruitbol time limit does not work
- Pathfinding errors for Fruitbol players that fall off the edge of the map
- Level 8 union bar does not always update correctly
- Child and Pineapple panels remain open after respective morphs
- Daily Report Panel shows all failed parent phone calls from all days
- Missing notification when teacher tries to zap a laser but has no energy
- Overcrowding does not work as intended (it still doesn't, but in a much sneakier way)
- Vice Principal tries to auto-hack children that are not yet in school
- Auto-brain-hack does not work in Level 3 without tutorials enabled or in loaded save files
- NullReferenceException in Level 3 if teacher is deselected when it is time to learn a laser
- Child panel traits do not always update properly
- Can select human-David post-morph via the notification
- NullReferenceException when child does not have a quest and child panel needs to display text
- Various errors in dating calculations
- Parent Phone Calls are generated incorrectly after first day
- Added notifications for changes in union strength in Level 8
- Removed "Misc." category from budget reports and divided it into sub-categories
- Clicking on school agent notifications sets camera to track them
- Level 8 starting budget: $17K (was $10K)
- Level 4 starting budget: $17K (was $20K)
- Fruitbol AI improvements
- Grade variants (e.g. A+ and A-) have different money bonuses
- Lowered the baseline aptitudes of all students
[ 2016-01-27 16:28:02 CET ] [ Original post ]
Beta Update: Magnanimous Mango
[ 2016-01-27 16:28:02 CET ] [ Original post ]
BUG FIXES
- Odd issues if two teachers zap at the same time
- Cannot toggle sandbox modes
- Fruitbol players are often KO'd when they shouldn't be
- Lots of UI glitches in Level 8 Fruitbol
- KO'd Fruitbol players can still run
- Fruitbol time limit does not work
- Pathfinding errors for Fruitbol players that fall off the edge of the map
- Level 8 union bar does not always update correctly
- Child and Pineapple panels remain open after respective morphs
- Daily Report Panel shows all failed parent phone calls from all days
- Missing notification when teacher tries to zap a laser but has no energy
- Overcrowding does not work as intended (it still doesn't, but in a much sneakier way)
- Vice Principal tries to auto-hack children that are not yet in school
- Auto-brain-hack does not work in Level 3 without tutorials enabled or in loaded save files
- NullReferenceException in Level 3 if teacher is deselected when it is time to learn a laser
- Child panel traits do not always update properly
- Can select human-David post-morph via the notification
- NullReferenceException when child does not have a quest and child panel needs to display text
- Various errors in dating calculations
- Parent Phone Calls are generated incorrectly after first day
- Added notifications for changes in union strength in Level 8
- Removed "Misc." category from budget reports and divided it into sub-categories
- Clicking on school agent notifications sets camera to track them
- Level 8 starting budget: $17K (was $10K)
- Level 4 starting budget: $17K (was $20K)
- Fruitbol AI improvements
- Grade variants (e.g. A+ and A-) have different money bonuses
- Lowered the baseline aptitudes of all students
[ 2016-01-27 16:28:02 CET ] [ Original post ]
In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
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