Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
We have released a closed beta of No Pineapple Left Behind. We’re only a few months away from releasing the final version of the game!
Do you want to help us test the beta? If so, here's a list of 200 Steam keys. (EDIT: It's all gone! Thanks to all who participated!) Be sure to add your profile name to the list so that people know that that key is taken.
Please note:
Steam keys will be valid for the final release. We’re basically handing out free copies of the game because we think you’re awesome.
The beta has:
- All 9 schools
- All 12 magic spell effects
- Tons and tons of graphical updates, UI improvements, bug fixes
- Creepy vice principals that can hack kids’ brains
- A minigame that might involve kids throwing pineapples at each other
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
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