Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
Download it here
How it works:
- It’s free
- Download it
- If you really like it and you can donate, please do
What is in the alpha:
- Two of the nine levels in the game:
- William Walker Middle School: This is basically a tutorial level
- Frederick Jackson Turner Center for Achievement: Learn how to deal with late buses and some new advanced features
Features:
- Comprehensive tutorial for everything listed below
- Hire faculty
- Assign magic spells to each teacher to teach classes
- Assign lasers to each teacher to manipulate the feelings of children
- Unlock new spells and lasers using XP
- Adjust teacher salaries
- Fire teachers if they are burned out
- Children have very sophisticated AI behaviors, which include character traits, social networks, and daily goals
- Deal with school quests (or ignore them)
What is NOT in the alpha:
- Seven other scenarios
- Various art/sound/animation assets
- Features
- Cops
- Scheduling Mode
- Overcrowding classrooms
- Expel students
- Detention
- Librarians
- Sports
- Vice Principals
- Teacher’s Lounge
- Utilities
- Administrative decisions
- Localization
- Probably a lack of bugs
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
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