*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*
You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.
- Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
- Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
- Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
- Question your life choices.
- Discover new goop colors.
- Subtitles, so you don't miss bad puns, even if you want to.
- More voice lines for you to groan at.
- A sound that really blows when you hit the windy section.
- Decided to leaf some new objects there, too.
- Increased downward acceleration and reduced the upward acceleration (Y be negative when going up?)
- Censor the credits for my own safety when somebody screws up really badly and ends up back at the start.
- Fixed a bug in the voice queue that was causing some sounds not to play. Wouldn't want you to miss any of these bad jokes!
- Increased bounce value on the blocks to hopefully make the loop bounce higher so the players don't bounce (out of the game in a fit of frustration).
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