Paper Shakespeare: Very Naked Hamlet
Stegalosaurus Game Development Developer
Stegalosaurus Game Development Publisher
2021-03-08 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
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Kittens/SF: Maybe DelayFirst off, why the delay?
I finally got COVID-19.
The silver lining here is that most of the teams for the next few games already work remote, and Kittens in SF is basically 98% finished. Which sounds relatively easy, but I have never felt this lethargic and aimless with any other cold or flu that I've had the chance of catching. There are maybe fifteen minute windows where I feel good enough to work on the game, but then those pass and I can't even think straight. Even with those fifteen minute windows, my body is constantly fluctuating between extreme hot and extreme cold.
I can't talk, I can't smell, and while I still retain my sense of taste, it's dull in most areas but extremely punctuated in others. It's super weird.
But wait, it's not all doom and gloom!
While the game may be delayed, it won't be delayed that long, as I'll be out of isolation next week and plugging away to get you, the general public, your yum-yums.
At the very least, I'll probably take this time to finish up work on some future store pages so we can announce some new products in the interim. Who knows.
If you can, please get vaccinated. I have a mild case, but knowing it is a mild case, I would not want anyone to experience a full-on case of COVID. Because I can't even begin to imagine what that feels like. I also am still deep in recovery from a prior surgery, so these two factors combined are..... not great.
The Halloween Retail Season sale is still on if you feel so inclined.
[ 2022-08-04 00:10:31 CET ] [ Original post ] Everyone has performance anxiety.
We've all had that nightmare where we're back in college, on stage, naked, and absolutely failing at performing Shakespeare's Hamlet. Now it is in video game form! You wake up in a strange dorm room, with a strange cot boy or cat girl roommate, depending on what you picked during character creation. Everything looks funky, probably because of all the backgrounds are pre-made art assets. Before you know it, you are thrust into a week of Shakespearian thrills, chills, and literature! Survive the entire week and hope to wake from this dramatic nightmare, where you go to school during the day, but perform a play that you keep forgetting the lines to by night!
In this visual novel/dating sim/anxiety simulator, either know the entire text of Hamlet, or perish. Only don't really perish. There's no fail state for not knowing Hamlet. You just might not get laid.
Features
- Nine fellow cast members to get know - in both senses of the word
- Explore the dream world by day, try to put on Shakepeare's Hamlet by night
- I mean, there are some attributes and stats and stuff, if you are into that sort of thing
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: x86 or compatible processorMemory: 1 GB RAM
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RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: x86 or compatible processorMemory: 1 GB RAM
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