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It is with great excitement that Vladislav, chief engineer of KOTOVOD, make his final preparations to the glorious event of today. Since the dawn of times human beings dreamt of flying in the sky, like birds... But what about cats? According to chief scientific officer, Dr. Katz, our feline friends were too aiming for the stars all this time!
"Oh yes catz luve lookin at skiez since the dawn of time. For examplz do you see that cloud that looks like fish? Any catz is ablez to tell you that is very delicious oh yes I wud gnaw upon thiz giant juicy fish all day lonk... Sorry, where wuz i? Ah yes, the sun and the moon als look liek giant yarn ballz very pritty!"
The Learning Factory of KOTOVOD is all about cat learning, but for cats there's no learning without comfort. According to the recent discoveries by our brilliant scientists, cats in stress are 74.5% less effective in studying, while also becoming 154% more prone to destroying your furniture and soiling shoes.
That is why KOTOVOD's scientists have come up with a revolutionary new way of carrying cats around the factory. Enter the magnificent MagLev transporter! This complicated device provides a comfortable and stress-free experience of magnetic levitation, according to lab tests. No cats were harmed during these tests (several dozens of mice might have been eaten though)
Field tests of MagLev transporters are about to commence today, when a brand new Alpha build of Learning Factory becomes available to all KOTOVOD engineers! Please make sure to update and lock away your working shoes. Just in case.
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