
Are you ready for the absolute craziest year at Elsinore Academy yet? Good! 'Cause you have no choice.
After an apocalyptic cataclysm has rocked the very world, 50% of the population has gone extinct. It is now more important than any time in history for future royalty to be pumped out of Elsinore Academy, the cornerstone of academia and the best college in your country. Well, as of the giant meteor that nearly killed every living thing on the planet.... the only college in your country.
Embark on an epic journey with six of your closest friends in an effort to once and for all figure out why everything in your world is just so darn screwed up. It'll be fun! What could go wrong? You're Shakespeare Dinosaurs! Those two things have no amount of equal or greater baggage between them! Just don't fall in love on your epic quest. That never happens in Dating Sims. Like, that's not normal.
Does include drug references, sexual humor, and swearing.

- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters over a variety of adventures, both inside and outside the classroom!
- New Romance mechanic! This time, it's not stat based on gossip based, but revolving around what you do during each activity!
MORE BUNDLES!
We just ditched the REGION SAFE bundles that we JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT in order to make a BANNED GAMES BUNDLE!
Now you too can buy video games that would not show up in your country of origin if you lived there!
Also, we made a bundle for all our sequel-DLCs, but thats less important. It doesnt come with a cool outlaw name.
[ 2025-07-04 04:25:47 CET ] [Original Post]
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
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MacGamestore
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