
Are you ready for the absolute craziest year at Elsinore Academy yet? Good! 'Cause you have no choice.
After an apocalyptic cataclysm has rocked the very world, 50% of the population has gone extinct. It is now more important than any time in history for future royalty to be pumped out of Elsinore Academy, the cornerstone of academia and the best college in your country. Well, as of the giant meteor that nearly killed every living thing on the planet.... the only college in your country.
Embark on an epic journey with six of your closest friends in an effort to once and for all figure out why everything in your world is just so darn screwed up. It'll be fun! What could go wrong? You're Shakespeare Dinosaurs! Those two things have no amount of equal or greater baggage between them! Just don't fall in love on your epic quest. That never happens in Dating Sims. Like, that's not normal.
Does include drug references, sexual humor, and swearing.

- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters over a variety of adventures, both inside and outside the classroom!
- New Romance mechanic! This time, it's not stat based on gossip based, but revolving around what you do during each activity!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3245540/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_New_Game_Benefits_HD/?beta=0
The final DLC for Tentacle Prawn is out now, and for some reason, this post did not out last night! Never fear, for now it has.
Rewritten and recoded about three times, it now exists as sort of an Epilogue-Dev Diary hybrid. With choices! And characters that you might not have seen since Super Army of Tentacles 3 (but who have aged in real time because that's the kind of detail gamers notice, right?).
What shall become of the Old Gods now that they have returned to the past to right the wrongs of.... the past? Will they be fated to return to the dating sim dimension once more? Will anyone kiss? Is kissing still a thing? These are important questions that need answers hammered out before the new world order becomes the new world order.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1727790/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim/?beta=0
Don't forget that the base game is currently discounted during the Steam Summer Sale of 2025!
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processor
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