Don't Be Patchman
Naturally Intelligent Developer
Naturally Intelligent Publisher
2017-10-19 Release
Game News Posts:
27
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🎮 Full Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support
Positive
(15 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Don't Be Patchman Linux64 [99.23 M]
Only One Week Left to Win Your Mug!
We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!
A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules: http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php
Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):
Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:
There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon. HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!
[ 2017-12-24 16:04:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards.
CLAIMING TOP SPOT
We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!
A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules: http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php
MUG PREVIEW
Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):
EPISODE TWO
Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:
There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon. HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!
[ 2017-12-24 16:04:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
Only One Week Left to Win Your Mug!
We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!
A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules: http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php
Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):
Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:
There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon. HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!
[ 2017-12-24 16:04:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards.
CLAIMING TOP SPOT
We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *completely* blank! That means no other competition for those slots (Fastest Time, Level 7/8). There are even some boards that have only a single entry or very few entries. So your chances of placing are quite high right now, as compared to say a year from now when the boards will potentially be more clogged up!
A handy list of all the leaderboards, plus more info+rules: http://www.dontbepatchman.com/leaderboards.php
MUG PREVIEW
Concept of the mug design (will be improved+finalized after contest):
EPISODE TWO
Works progresses nicely on Episode Two! We are super excited about it. Here is an early screenshot of Patchman finding the Square Boss:
There will be a lot more info in January. For anyone interested and able to help push my development forward at a faster pace, I've started a Patreon. HAPPY SHEEPLEDAYS Merry XMAS to all, and to all be not Patchman!
[ 2017-12-24 16:04:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
The Sheeple are in trouble - they've been enslaved by the Drones - and it's all Patchman's fault! Now it's up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army. Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots!
All that and more awaits in Don't Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow action/adventure game.
Premiering soon on SteamOS / Linux, followed by Windows and MacOSX releases - along with Steam Achievements, Trading Cards, and Cloud Saves.
All that and more awaits in Don't Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow action/adventure game.
Premiering soon on SteamOS / Linux, followed by Windows and MacOSX releases - along with Steam Achievements, Trading Cards, and Cloud Saves.
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04/16.04 LTS 64-bit
- Processor: 2.0+ GHzMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: nVidia 610M or higher. or Radeon 8400 or higher. or Intel HD 4000 or higher
- Storage: 300 MB available space
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