
Elsinore Academy is a proving ground for princes and princesses, heirs and heiresses; where people from all over the globe come for higher learning, and the cheerleaders are literal witches.
It is months after the unfortunate events that brought shame to Castle Hamlet, and everyone is on edge. What better way to shake off the blues than to engage in a dating simulator? But soon, what starts as a simple excursion into romantic pursuits because something much more complex. Dare we say..... Shakespearian?
F-bombs are dropped. Sexual innuendo abounds. Can you survive your freshman year? Who knows!

- Gather information on classmates as you navigate the weird dating scene of Elsinore Academy
- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters
- Explore both the Academy as well as the surrounding town of Elsinore
- Gossip/time/class system
- Determine the fate of your classmates
- Try to survive a freshman year full of branching story paths
All of the new backgrounds are in for Scarecrows of Illyria, and we're having a new writer's room/production meeting this weekend to discuss tweaks to the current story. We just felt like, as we were getting rid of the AI art, we also could update the narrative as well.
While we do not want to give an actual date for the new version of the game to actually drop, we do want to express that it should be out before the end of the year. There are just a few other projects for 2025 that came up in the meantime.
So the 2025 slate pretty much looks like:
- Game 2025 #1
- Game 2025 #2 (which might be ready to have a Coming Soon page up by next week, who knows)
- Scarecrows of Illyria rewrite
- Tentacle Prawn DLC
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
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