Elsinore Academy is a proving ground for princes and princesses, heirs and heiresses; where people from all over the globe come for higher learning, and the cheerleaders are literal witches.
It is months after the unfortunate events that brought shame to Castle Hamlet, and everyone is on edge. What better way to shake off the blues than to engage in a dating simulator? But soon, what starts as a simple excursion into romantic pursuits because something much more complex. Dare we say..... Shakespearian?
F-bombs are dropped. Sexual innuendo abounds. Can you survive your freshman year? Who knows!
- Gather information on classmates as you navigate the weird dating scene of Elsinore Academy
- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters
- Explore both the Academy as well as the surrounding town of Elsinore
- Gossip/time/class system
- Determine the fate of your classmates
- Try to survive a freshman year full of branching story paths
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1806200/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2021
Happy holidays, everyone!
Merry Christmas to those that celebrate!
We'll be rolling out store pages for the 2022 crop soon, but here's a preview of our intended releases:
1. Another adaptation of a play I wrote in college, much in the same vein as Ghost of Joe Papp. Expect it Early February/Late January.
2. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1800080/Furries__Scalies__Scarecrows_OH_MY
Launching right before our 6th year of being in business/not going out of business.
3. A Furry Shakespeare RPG with a fun new combat mechanic. Late May.
4.
Six years and the third game later, behold the second game in the Army of Tentacles trilogy. Taking place parallel to the events of the first two games, you are thrust into the role of the B Team - the misfits responsible for ending the world if Perry and their crew failed to do so.
October.
5. A Furry Shakespeare Election Sim just in time for the November USA elections.
So, two RPGs and a few dating sims.
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
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