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Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Why should I play this?

You destroy stuff
You can jump really high
Driving forklifts is fun
Physics are stupidly fun
The toddler does dances
Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

Do you have other reasons?

You an customize your character
It's got trees
Did I mention you can destroy stuff?

Am I really a toddler?
In the game yes.
In real life... maybe... suitable for all ages! No seriously, my "adorable" little inspirations have even played it!

New update just released

It's been a while, so time for a small update!

Car updates

Firstly, when driving a car, if you get some air the game goes into slow-motion with a free-cam so you can watch from any angle.

Also there have been other car improvements. The annoying bug with car exiting and falling through the world has been fixed. Also the toddler is now actually visible within the car.

Finally, some of the fences around the world weren't car-destroyable, but basically all of the fences and walls now should be.

Adult updates

I've started work on more intelligent AI for the adults. They now actually path-find around the level, and shouldn't fall over on their heads quite so often.

Customize changes

I've noticed it's really annoying if you customize and the camera accidentally goes behind a wall. This has been fixed - everything but the toddler is hidden when customizing.

Also, when customizing, the toddler won't start dancing, which will certainly help.

Other fixes

There's been a few other improvements:

Fire station mission shows progress
If launching from outside of steam, game will reload from within steam.

As for why this has taken so long - I've been pretty busy with work and kids and as a Solo developer you don't always have heaps of free time. Sorry about that.

Anyway, go out and grab the update!

[ 2018-05-12 02:56:23 CET ] [Original Post]