Antagonists have taken over the basements of the world. It's your duty as shut-in warriors to clear these sacred battlegrounds. Based on classic arcade games like Robotron 2084, Neckbeards is non-stop action for one or two players with an epic soundtrack and a taste for psychedelia.
- Choose your champion from a posse of amazing protagonists, including a badass beta male, a racy spinster, and a fearsome basement dweller (with mad punching skills)!
- Face a hundred levels full of insane Chads, trolls, and hundreds of other foes. Protect mom in the garden levels or you'll never, ever get dessert again!
- Do mortal battle with special enemies, each more special (and weird) than the last!
- Heal your wounds with some delicious junk food or high-quality medicinal herb!
- Clear each level in time - or face the fearsome school shooter. Natural selection, baby!
Neckbeards: Basement Arena has reached five years on Steam. To celebrate, Soiree Games is proud to release Neckbeards: Fifth Anniversary Edition Update.
- Enjoy the original's 100 levels in their most superior form
- New bonuses, foes, and gameplay adjustments including branching levels and two new characters.. say hello to Womanizer Bob and Mills Wood!
- Equip your champions with eight exciting BATTLEKITS, including the mighty FEDORA KIT DELUXE with its permanent triple fire
- Twin stick controls
- A refreshed hard-hitting soundtrack by Blackbella
- Use teleports to visit the later, absurdly difficult levels
Note: as of January 2023 we have dropped support for the Linux version of the game.
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu Linux
- Processor: 1 GHz or fasterMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Monitor capable of a 1280x720 resolution
- Storage: 50 MB available space
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