So basically, I was going 2 get myself a new fake tan one day, when an evil singing sensation named Krystal turns up & startz causing havoc innit?!? Naturally I wasn't having that, and tried 2 stop her. Sadly I failed, and she stole my mate's tanning business.
All was lost. But then I remembered I have magical powers! I can shoot out magical bulletz in every direction, like some sort of human twin stick space ship or something! I used this knowledge to go on an adventure around the world to learn new magical powers, and ended up saving both the world and the tanning business!
I had loads of fun along the way, did a bit of rapping (I am a well good rapper tbh), made new friends and had a few romances as well!!! Basically it was a right laugh, and u can experience it all in my new action rpg!!!!
Love,
Candice Xxxxx
Greetingz fanz of vanz, tanz & granz,
Az we r coming up 2 my 9th anniversary on da Steam, I thought it rite and propa 2 get myself a few tweakmentz done 4 myself. So in celebration I also updated my first game 2 bring it up 2 date & keep it relevant!
- Animated jiggle physics for my jiggly jiggly hair
- Completely reworked the game's lighting and shadows
- Many texture improvements
- Better dialogue boxes
- In-game reconfigurable keyboard controls
- Improvements to Steam Input integration and Steamdeck support
- Improvements to many weapons
- Improved battle GUI
- Better grass & trees
- Superior walking and running animation
- Return to Title Screen button in menu
It iz now az beautiful az any game from 2005 cud eva expect 2 be, & I hope itz beauty reflectz back on all of u, my fanz.
Az a special treat, I am also on sale 4 a bit.
Thank u all my fanz - I luv u all & I wud hav nuthing without u. Except from fantastic new animated hair obviously xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Afta a 4 year hiatus, I am back on full form with a scandalous turn-based RPG.
Get urself over 2 the Candice DeBb's Tantalising Tricks and complete my shocking story WHICH WIL SHOCK U
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2166540/Candice_DeBbs_Tantalising_Tricks/
Love Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My dearest fans,
I felt it was tym 4 a bit of a spruce 4 myself, so I went 2 the Brandi Sisters 3 & got myself a full make over!
The new update of Candice DeBb's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle takez ur existing beloved Candice experience & completely upgradez it 2 make it fully st8 of the art.
Diss includes:
- New close-up chat camera (see screnshot), and facial animation including lipsync 4 most major characterz
- New MP system for special abilities, & enhancements 2 all special abilitiez
- Fast-travel portals 2 avoid backtracking
- Other gameplay & graphix tweaks & twerkz
Honestly my game haz been reborn like a phoenix, & iz well worth a replay as it iz now a phenomenal & a half tym.
With all my candid luve,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OMG my dearest fanz,
I can nt belev dat Candice DeBb's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle iz now 5 yearz old!
& Yet it still haz state of da art graphics! A miraculous miracle.
Neway, as celebration of diss formidable feat, I have done a special sale of both Candice 1 and Candice 2 and the Double Pack. Get urself (or a treasured friend or elderly relative) up to date ready for Cand3ce.
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My dearest aurally-gifted fans,
I have a soundtastic treat 4 u all. Nt only has all of my music been converted 2 Steam Soundtracks, such that u can buy them separate from da base gamez, u can now get Candice: Da Instrumentalz COMPLETELY FREE even if u do nt own ne of my gamez.
Wats more, I have a MAGICAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Da lost Instrumentals from Candice 1 r now also included in Da Instrumentalz:
I iz Candice Yo (Instrumental)
Bounce Until the End (Instrumental)
Challenger Yourself (Instrumental)
For legle resons I can nt confirm or deny wat happened 2 them in da first place, but I think we all know who iz 2 blame Krystal.
With Love Infinite & Infinitesimal,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I iz delited 2 anounce anutha magical Candice update!!!
Amongst many tweaks & twerkz, if u boot urself up the latest & gr8est update, u will find:
* Mermaid tailz hav been extensivly reworked 2 make them more paaahful & more reliable
* Da top of Challenge Mountain haz had itz gravity altered, & the exit better signalled
Honestly I can nt beleve it either bt my game iz ageing like fine wine & is now classier than ever
Much love,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x
Assorted fans of rap,
U may kno that 4 some time I was more than happy 4 my disembodied voicez to infect ur brainz without any onscreen notification. Today that day iz no more - as I hav added lipsyncing support to Candice 1!
My lifestyle now haz even more of a cinematrick element than it haz ever had, so make sure u enjoy my luscious lips moving to and fro.
Much luv,
Candice xxxxxxx
Dearest Hunnerati,
I am xcited 2 announce I hav had a bit of work done, & Im luking even tricker than eva!
U wil find if u load up da latest upd8 4 my game:
* Betta 4k support
* Tricked up voice recordingz
* Graphickal trickx
* More detailed Candice hair courtesy of Shandi's HairVan
* Steam controller support
* Minor bug fixes (lol just kiding there were neva any bugs in Candice xx)
Go on giv it a try it is sensational
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxxxx
My luvly luvly fanz,
I have been reborn like a sexy phoenix, & I've added some Scandalous Secrets 2 my Incredibly Trick Lifestyle:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/941540
With all of my luv,
Candice xxox
My dearest hunni bae baes,
I am v excited 2 announce that my new benchmark in sexy lifestyles, Candice DeBb's Scandalous Secrets, will be out in less than a week's time (Friday 2nd Novemba)! I can't wait 2 reveal all the scandalous secrets I have been saving up 4 u, so you'd betta add it 2 ur Google / Emacs Org Mode Calendars.
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxx
My dearest hunniz,
Just in tym 4 da Steam Sale, I hav a v special gift 5 u:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/887430/Candice_Da_Instrumentalz/
Itz DLC that containz instrumentalz 4 the voiced songz in da game, & it iz absolutely free (az in beer, nt az in speech)
Much luv,
Candice xx
My dearest hunz,
I kno u havnt heard from me in a wile but dnt think I hav nt been busily working away at Candice! I hav, & I am pleased 2 announce a few trick updates I hav dun:
* I hav invented running. Diss has added a hole new dimension 2 da game, & da enemiez hav been rebalanced 2 compensate
* Digital Hex now haz a navigation feature 2 make it easier xx
* Da mouse & keyboard features hav been improved, such that tha camera only movez if da rite mouse button is held down, jst like a real computer rpg innit
Wiv all my luv,
Candice xx
My dearest hunz,
I kno u havnt heard from me in a wile but dnt think I hav nt been busily working away at Candice! I hav, & I am pleased 2 announce a few trick updates I hav dun:
* I hav invented running. Diss has added a hole new dimension 2 da game, & da enemiez hav been rebalanced 2 compensate
* Digital Hex now haz a navigation feature 2 make it easier xx
* Da mouse & keyboard features hav been improved, such that tha camera only movez if da rite mouse button is held down, jst like a real computer rpg innit
Wiv all my luv,
Candice xx
My beautiful fanz,
Cant beleve itz been a year since my amazingly emotional game, Candice DeBébé's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle, released!
As a special celebration, I have done a special sale for u all. Da perfect mothers' day gift, from me, da perfect mutha!
Stay safe,
Love Candice xxxxxx
My beautiful fanz,
Cant beleve itz been a year since my amazingly emotional game, Candice DeBb's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle, released!
As a special celebration, I have done a special sale for u all. Da perfect mothers' day gift, from me, da perfect mutha!
Stay safe,
Love Candice xxxxxx
My darling fanz,
U have all inspired me. In so many ways. But particularly 2 add trading cards 2 my game to make it even more trick that ever.
Love 4 u all,
Candice xx
My darling fanz,
U have all inspired me. In so many ways. But particularly 2 add trading cards 2 my game to make it even more trick that ever.
Love 4 u all,
Candice xx
OMG u guyz it iz finally time! Candice is out & ready 4 u 2 play!!!!!
So excited,
Love Candice xxxxx
OMG u guyz it iz finally time! Candice is out & ready 4 u 2 play!!!!!
So excited,
Love Candice xxxxx
OMG u guyz it iz finally time! Candice is out & ready 4 u 2 play!!!!!
So excited,
Love Candice xxxxx
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04
- Processor: 1.5GHz Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 15.10+
- Processor: Dual Core Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
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