- Reduce opponent's life from 20 to 0 to win; by playing cards and attacking.
- 5-card starting hand. Draw a new card each turn. (The player going first doesn't draw during their first turn.)
- You can play 1 card from your hand each turn. (Play more cards using card effects.)
- Each card can attack once each turn. (NO summoning sickness.)
- If opponent has any card(s) on the field, you have to attack 1 of them.
- When an enemy is attacked, it dies.
- When there is no enemies, your attack becomes a direct attack.
- Direct attack makes your opponent lose life equal to your card's power.
- All cards have a default power of 1 unless overwritten by card effects.
- Game ends when a player runs out of life, or draws / mills a card when they have none left in their deck.
- This game is a roguelike. After losing a game, you lose all progress and have to start all-over.
- There is no progression system between runs, rather all cards are available from downloading the game.
- At the start of a run, you pick 4 cards of 3-choices-each to form your starting deck.
- 2 new cards can be picked after each win.
- Each run has 5 floors, and the final boss.
–Eero Laine, Horrid Parlor
The game starts with 2 game modes: Roguelike & Sandbox.
The roguelike mode has 6 floors:
Floor 1 (10 enemies):
"Infantry"
"4-Axis"
"Donut Shark"
"PC - Bug"
"Neko Sister"
"Thick Lassie"
"Steelen Monk"
"Supo Mobile"
"Vampire Boy"
"White Husk"
Floor 2 (10 enemies):
"Apeshit"
"Hammagal"
"Bunny-Saurus"
"Flamenjoin"
"Hydra Spawn"
"Moderator"
"Mairiko-chan"
"Brazen Bulk"
"Skiier-Skippy"
"Wanderret"
Floor 3 (10 enemies):
"Doyen Owl"
"Paramedic"
"Bricklayer"
"Bunny Champ"
"Mill Cabinet"
"Female Dile"
"Many the Cat"
"Shark Summoner"
"Ice Swimmer"
"Wanderrets"
Floor 4 (10 enemies):
"Kamikaze"
"Caripean"
"Chaos Imp"
"Dark Cavalry"
"Deadly Mimic"
"Hivemind"
"Olympic Swimmer"
"10 out of 10"
"Snow Orchid"
"Dung Miasma"
Floor 5 (10 enemies):
"Gatling Baboon"
"Doom Hydra"
"God of Future"
"Absolution"
"God of Chaos"
"God of Death"
"God of Lies"
"Retribution"
"Alpha Flamenjoin"
"Miss Latosse"
Floor 6 (3 boss choices):
"Donut King"
"The World"
"DeadlyTwins"
The game starts with 120 cards:
"2500BCInvader",
"AbsolutePredatorApeshit",
"AbsolutePredatorCuriousSimp",
"AbsolutePredatorGatlingBaboon",
"AbsolutePredatorKamikaze",
"AbsolutePredatorParamedic",
"AbsolutePredatorSimianInfantry",
"AbsolutePredatorSubmonkey",
"AngryDonutKing",
"ApprenticeWizard",
"AquaMadonna",
"BabySharkCaripean",
"BabySharkHammagal",
"BabySharkSavaguy",
"BabySharkTripoli",
"BanlistWheel",
"BeginnerMilker",
"BenevolentArchsaint",
"BirdLoveSentiment",
"Bricklayer",
"Bricks",
"BunnyGirlChampion",
"ChairmanGongFei",
"ChaosFollower",
"ChickaPrrrr",
"CNCMachine4Axis",
"CNCMachineMillCabinet",
"CNCMachineSteroidLathe",
"DarkCavalry",
"DeadlyMimic",
"DonutShark",
"DoomHydra",
"DoyenOwl",
"DragonGodMirai",
"DragonGodOfAbsolution",
"DragonGodOfChaos",
"DragonGodOfDeath",
"DragonGodOfLies",
"DragonGodOfPeace",
"DragonGodOfRetribution",
"ElderlyNekoSlayer",
"ElderRefrigerator",
"ElderSeaMonstrosity",
"EmeraldShogun",
"EngulfedFlamenjoin",
"EternalKing",
"ExtinctionHydra",
"FalseHydra",
"Flamenjoin",
"FlamenjoinGargantua",
"FlamenjoinIgnited",
"FroggyVenturer",
"FurryNekoTitan",
"GreedyHydra",
"HappyLittleMortgageFund",
"Hivemind",
"HollowedWanderret",
"HukkakeroVainamoinenTestingGrounds",
"HydraSpawn",
"InvaderBugInTheSimulation",
"InvaderScout",
"InvaderWarlord",
"IsekaiSummoningRitual",
"LittleMissKatarina",
"LividbornTusker",
"LohjaburgerRestaurantManager",
"LoosePate",
"MercuryEagle",
"MeticulousHummingbird",
"MushyFunguy",
"NarwhalBattleshipJustisu",
"NarwhalBattleshipSaiban",
"NatsuToyKnight",
"NekoSisterCherryPawsMairikoChan",
"NekoSisterMidnightNebula",
"NekoSisterWhiteCrescent",
"NordicMooseRider",
"NuclearFusionAkilleon",
"Octopussy",
"OlympicSwimmer",
"OnlymaidsBlackjack",
"OnlymaidsCatMother",
"OnlymaidsRefinia",
"OnlymaidsSingleMom",
"OnlymaidsThickLassie",
"PossessiveInvader",
"RefrigeratorCoffin",
"RefrigeratorMonk",
"RoyalCourtOrder",
"RunawayDio",
"SealedWrath",
"SecrecyOfTheVainamoinenProject",
"SharkSummoner",
"SiljaVaakkumanner",
"SkiingHercules",
"SkiingMantisBudwingHunk",
"SkiingMantisDevilsPeak",
"SkiingMantisHypothermiaThistle",
"SkiingMantisSnowOrchid",
"SkullWyvern",
"Slenderret",
"SoberNekoBrother",
"SpaceTimeDistortion",
"SplatterDaemon",
"StarShapedCrabster",
"SwimmingWithRefrigerators",
"TheWorld",
"TiananmenSchoolBus",
"TwinMaidsOfDeath",
"UdderDualWielder",
"UnripeAsparagus",
"UnripeMysteryPumpkin",
"UnripeOkra",
"VainamoinenI",
"VainamoinenII",
"Wanderret",
"WanderretBlueFlame",
"WanderretDungMiasma",
"WanderretInfestation",
"WanderretWhiteHusk"
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 LTS
- Processor: 2.0 GhzMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1Gb Video Memory. capable of OpenGL 3.0+ support (2.1 with ARB extensions acceptable)
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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